25.8.09

ATTITUDE


IT.
IS.
INEVITABLE.

THE STORY OF ATTITUDE

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THIS WEEK SEES THE CONTINUATION OF OUR STEADY ENROACHMENT OVER SEVERAL MASS UK PUBLICATIONS. LAST WEEK, IT WAS QX, THIS WEEK, IT'S ATTITUDE.

WE WERE CONTACTED BY DAN FULVIO (ASSISTANT EDITOR OF ATTITUDE) ON OUR SHARED GAYDAR PROFILE, SHOREDITCHBOYZ. ALTHOUGH WE WERE SLIGHTLY DUBIOUS OF THEIR REQUEST TO USE US IN A FEATURE IN THEIR 'SEX ISSUE' I WAS HAPPY TO DO IT THINKING THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO LOOK AT IN THE FUTURE WHEN I'M AN OLD, LANKY, BALDING, SINGLE GAY MAN, PROBABLY SMOKING 40 A DAY TEACHING ART IN A GRIMY LONDON COMPREHENSIVE, AND BEING CALLED THE SMELLY ALCO GAY ART TEACHER BY ALL AND SUNDRY.

I'D BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK AT THIS SHOOT AND THINK, MY WHAT A LOOKER I USED TO BE.

ANYWAY, AFTER SHIRKING MUCH OF THE RESPONSIBILITY ONTO ASH [BF] HE ARRANGED AN INTERVIEW OVER THE PHONE AND THEN A SMALL PHOTO SHOOT. THE INTERVIEWS LASTED TWENTY MINUTES EACH, AND BASICALLY REVOLVED AROUND OUR SEX LIFE, WHICH WE MANAGED TO SKIRT AROUND TALKING ABOUT COMPLETELY. IN FACT, I DON'T THINK WE SAY ANYTHING. DRY TYPE FOR A SEX FEATURE. ANYWAY, WE RECOUNTED SEVERAL STORIES, I STUPIDLY MENTIONED A KEBAB AND PEMPT UP TENSION, SOUNDING LIKE A TOP PRICK. ASH REMAINED MUCH MORE OF THE 'AUDIBLE PRINT' KIND, MORE OR LESS SAYING NOTHING OF MUCH.

I MENTIONED THAT I THOUGHT AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP WAS OK. THEY NEVER PRINTED THAT. IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.

THE PHOTO SHOOT WAS CONDUCTED BY FRANCISCO SERRANO. HE PHOTOGRAPHED US IN A VARIETY OF POSES WHICH INCLUDED

1. ASH PAINTING MY BACK AS THOUGH IT WAS AN AISEL (THE ARTY COUPLE, ULTIMATELY NOT USED)

2. ASH IN PANTS AND TOP HAT, JAMES WEARING RIA BEER'S ROUGH (AGAIN NOT USED - TOO FASHIONY)

3. ASH AND JAMES JUST LOOK LOVINGLY AT EACH OTHER (ULTIMATELY USED, THOUGH ASH WASN'T FEELING PARTICULARLY LOVING BEING ABOUT AS HUNG OVER AS YOU CAN GET. ACTUALLY, THATS NORMAL FOR US.)

THIS ONE WAS USED. I THINK MY ARM LOOKS A BIT WEIRD. RIA'S COLLAR STILL MAKES AN APPEARANCE (PUT ON CV - RIA BEER, STYLIST ATTITUDE SEPT. 09)

MEANWHILE, SHOREDITCHBOYZ CONTINUES.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FACTS?

1. WE STARTED THE GAYDAR PROFILE ON DECEMBER 13TH 2008
2. OUR PROFILE HAS BEEN VIEWED 3354 TIMES AS OF TODAY.
3. WE'VE LOGGED ON 247 TIMES SINCE STARTING IT
4. WE'VE SENT A TOTAL OF 137 MESSAGES TO PEOPLE.
5. THE LAST MESSAGE RECEIVED SAID " IM UP FOR SOME FUN...INTERESTED??" AND HE SENT A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS.
6. THE WORST MESSAGE WE WERE EVER SENT IS "I'M A BOTTOM...I LOVE GUYS PISSING IN MY MOUTH"

7. AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE OF THEM ALL IS "IF BOTH OF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY BIG COCK FOR SUCKING ON IT OR FUCKING IT, BE MY PLEASURE. MY NAME IS SAM BTW." FANTASTIC.

I HAVEN'T LET MY PARENTS SEE MY DEBUT IN ATTITUDE THIS MONTH FOR FEAR THEY MAY TURN OVER TO PAGE 60 AND DIE OF FRIGHT.

PENIS ENVY? I'M ALREADY GREEN, HEAD EXPLODED, CRYING, DEAD.

MADONNA HAS A NEW SONG


IT'S A GROWER. I'M CURRENTLY OBSESSED. GAY TASTIC. GROIN TASTIC. BEND TASTIC. RADIO 1 ARE IDIOTS

PROMO VERMIN!!


RAT IS DEAD [RAGE] RAT IS DEAD [RAGE]
RAT IS DEAD [RAGE] RAT IS DEAD [RAGE]
RAT IS DEAD [RAGE] RAT IS DEAD [RAGE]
RAT IS DEAD [RAGE] RAT IS DEAD [RAGE]
RAT IS DEAD [RAGE] RAT IS DEAD [RAGE]
RAT IS DEAD [RAGE] RAT IS DEAD [RAGE]
RAT IS DEAD [RAGE] RAT IS DEAD [RAGE]
RAT IS DEAD [RAGE] RAT IS DEAD [RAGE]

READY FOR THE WEEKEND


MAATE

MOVING ON UP


NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!! NEW ABODE!!

NEW BARNETT


"ICE CREAM"
YUM

THE OBLIGATORY DRUNK ON JCB SHOT


IT FELT GOOD

THE SECRET HOLIDAY


I WENT SWIMMING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 7 YEARS. IT FELT WEIRD.

10.8.09

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7.8.09

PROMO POULTRY



PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!! PROMO POULTRY!!

FAN BASE


OH YES.

SO PRESTON FROM THE ORDINARY BOYS...

...THINKS HE'S AN ELECTRO PRINCE NOW. WTF. I WOULD NORMALLY NOT WANT TO POUR SCORN ON ANYONE, BUT WHEN SOMEONE IS JUMPING ON THE ELECTO BANDWAGON AS BADLY AS HE IS THEY DESERVE TO BE OUSTED.

WATCH SOMETHING FROM A PRO INSTEAD.

GET YOUR SYNTHETIC GROOVE ON AND BEND YOUR BODY INTO SHAPES YOU'VE NEVER THOUGH POSSIBLE WITH A BIT OF GARY NUMAN INSTEAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-aUGIYK7WU&feature=PlayList&p=912A256E1E50C82F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=14